Sorry Robo.Here some jokes on english 
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her & nicks her purse. Why don't black people go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again
i had the randys the other night so got a dvd a tube of lube and a box of man size and a glove puppet of a t rex and a raptor saddly i must of miss read the dvd walking with dinosuars .
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.
So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?"
I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!"
I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"
I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."
I was at a cash machine when an old lady walked up and asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special
I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me.
Cops stop a Paki in a Transit van on the motorway.
"Do you realise that the limit on this road is 70?" asks the copper.
The Paki leans into the back of the van and shouts, "Hear that? Three of you are going to have to get out."
A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."
To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that
Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised?
They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off.
